1. Notes: 27 / 1 year ago  from missspite (originally from cmonstah)
   "I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over it’s gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes."
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   It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers. By Colin Nissan, at McSweeney’s. (via cmonstah)

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