The only way to drive is at top speed, with a car full of whiskey. It takes commitment, especially out here with so many deer and elk around. Car lights paralyze deer. You’ve got to lean on the horn, brace on the wheel and stomp on the accelerator. When you hit the brakes the front of the car dips down—that will put the beast into your windshield. Now, the significant impact will still occur if you step on the gas, but you’re not helpless. It’ll still destroy your grille and lights, but—unless it’s a bull elk—it will kick the animal out of the way. Hitting the beast head-on will move it instead of popping it up onto the windshield.
It’s the swerving that gets people killed.” — Hunter S. Thompson, Postcards From the Proud Highway (via fuckyeahhst)
- CNN’s Erin Burnett is talking about a missing baby case.
- Fox has a repeat of The O’Reilly Factor talking to Don fucking King.
- MSNBC has a repeat of The Ed Show.
Remember when the cable news networks actually covered the fucking news?